'; echo ''; /*if ($this->configureObj->location == "il") { echo ''; // regular hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; // summer hours below echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; /* echo ''; // regular hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; // summer hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; */ // early-summer hours /* echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; */ echo ''; echo ''; // regular hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; // summer hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; // regular hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; // summer hours echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo ''; echo '

Lazer Force'; echo ' Lazer Tag Zone Hours
Mon,Tues,Wed,Thur Rentals Only
Fri 4pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Sun 12pm - 5pm
Sun 12pm - 8pm
Mon & Thur 4pm - 8pm
Fri 2:30pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Special hours on holidays and school breaks. Check the '; echo 'events calendar for special hours.
'; } */ if ($this->configureObj->location == "mo") { echo '
Lazer Force'; echo ' Lazer Tag Zone Hours
Fri 6pm - 10pm
Fri 11am - 10pm
Sat 11am - 10pm
Sun 12pm - 5pm
Mon-Thu 2pm - 8pm
Fri-Sat 11am - 11pm
Special hours on holidays and school breaks. Check the '; echo 'events calendar for special hours.
Mon-Thu 2pm - 8pm
Fri 2pm - 10pm
Sat 11am - 10pm
Sun 12pm - 8pm
Special hours on holidays and school breaks. Check the '; echo 'events calendar for special hours.
'; } /*else if ($this->configureObj->location == "jo") { echo '
Lazer Force'; echo ' Lazer Tag Zone Hours
Fri 4pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Sun 1pm - 6pm
Sun 1pm - 8pm
Mon & Thur 4pm - 8pm
Fri 2:30pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Special hours on holidays and school breaks. Check the '; echo 'events calendar for special hours.
'; } else if ($this->configureObj->location == "sp") { echo '
Lazer Force'; echo ' Lazer Tag Zone Hours
Fri 4pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Sun 12pm - 5pm
Sun 12pm - 8pm
Mon & Thur 4pm - 8pm
Fri 2:30pm - 11pm
Sat 11am - 11pm
Special hours on holidays and school breaks. Check the '; echo 'events calendar for special hours.
'; } else { echo '
'; } */ echo 'We will gladly open during closed hours for groups with rental reservations.'; echo ' We accept Visa, M/C, Discover, debit cards, and cash. NO CHECKS

'; } function rightSide() { echo '
'; echo '
'; echo '
'; echo '
'; if ($this->configureObj->location == "il") { echo '
'; } if ($this->configureObj->location == "il" || $this->configureObj->location == "jo") { echo '
'; } if ($this->configureObj->location == "do_not_do this_any_longer") { echo '
'; } else { if ($this->configureObj->location == "mo") { echo '
'; echo '
'; echo '
'; } } } function extraKeywords() { switch ($this->configureObj->location) { case "mo": echo 'Lazer Force, Laser Force, laser tag, lazer tag, lazer tag zone, lake of the ozarks, Osage beach, lake Ozark,'; echo 'sunrise beach, camdenton, linn creek, jefferson City, linn, eldon, tescumbia, kaiser, versailles, gravois mills,'; echo 'four seasons, Laurie, greenview, Richland, rolla, fort leonard wood, st james, climax springs, Missouri, lebanon,'; echo 'holts summit, cole junction, martins, iberia, crocker, waynesville, st robert, dixon, macks creek, roach, cole camp,'; echo 'warsaw, morgan, california, MO, ashland, fulton, vienna, columbia, boonville, sedalia, lincoln, herman, parties,'; echo 'party planner, party planning, party rooms, meeting rooms, fun zone, large arcade, arcade, family fun,'; echo 'great family fun, kids, teens, adult party, teen party, pizza, drinks, kid party, groups, fun for groups,'; echo 'college students, fraternities, sorority, ultimate party, great party, party place, family reunion, reunions,'; echo 'child party entertainment, fun for the whole family, college party, kid party ideas, teen party ideas, best of missouri,'; echo 'child party entertainment, birthday parties, scout party, graduation party, church groups, church activities,'; echo 'church group party, business party, business outings, company party, company outing, affordable parties, cheap parties,'; echo 'party fun, fun party, kid friendly, unique party, favorite party, party place, kids favorite party,'; echo 'good place to take kids, what to do with kids, kids will have fun, fun for kids, family friendly, smoke-free,'; echo 'childrens activities, kids activities, great place for children, good place for children, where will my child like,'; echo 'what will my child like, place my child will like, entertainment, themed restaurant, , unique entertainment,'; echo 'unique amusement, tourist attraction, laser tag missouri, lazer tag missouri, missouri lazer tag, missouri laser tag,'; echo 'best lazer tag, best laser tag in Missouri, award winning laser tag, nations best laser tag, midwest lazer tag,'; echo 'midwest laser tag, new lazer tag center,voted best party, voted #1 lazer tag, awesome laser tag, awesome lazer tag,'; echo 'what is the best laser tag, where is the best laser tag, what is the best lazer tag, where is the best lazer tag,'; echo 'where can I play laser tag, where can I play lazer tag, laser force, real lazer tag real fun,'; echo 'most fun things to do for college students, columbia university, state college, best place for a college party,'; echo 'fun without alcohol, party without alcohol, college mixers, what to do on vacation, best tourist spot,'; echo 'where to go if I am a tourist, best attractions, best entertainment'; break; case "jo": echo 'Lazer Force, Laser Force, laser tag, lazer tag, lazer tag zone, Missouri, joplin, joplin tornado, fort scott, Kansas,'; echo ' Oklahoma, Arkansas, chanute, lola, Nevada, stockton, stockton lake, greenfield, monett, neosha, anderson, bentonville,'; echo ' rogers, springdale, miama, baxter springs, pryor, columbus, pittsburg, mound city, osceola, butler, eureka, parties,'; echo ' party planner, party planning, party rooms, meeting rooms, fun zone, large arcade, arcade, family fun, great family fun,'; echo ' kids, teens, adult party, teen party, pizza, drinks, kid party, groups, fun for groups, college students, fraternities,'; echo ' sorority, ultimate party, great party, party place, family reunion, reunions, child party entertainment, fun for the whole family,'; echo ' college party, kid party ideas, teen party ideas, best of missouri, child party entertainment, birthday parties, scout party,'; echo ' graduation party, church groups, church activities, church group party, business party, business outings, company party,'; echo ' company outing, affordable parties, cheap parties, party fun, fun party, kid friendly, unique party, favorite party, party place,'; echo ' kids favorite party, good place to take kids, what to do with kids, kids will have fun, fun for kids, family friendly,'; echo ' smoke-free, childrens activities, kids activities, great place for children, good place for children,'; echo ' where will my child like, what will my child like, place my child will like, entertainment, themed restaurant,'; echo ' unique entertainment, unique amusement, tourist attraction, laser tag missouri, lazer tag missouri, missouri lazer tag,'; echo ' missouri laser tag, joplin chamber of commerce, joplin convention and visitors, help joplin, best lazer tag,'; echo ' best laser tag in Missouri, award winning laser tag, nations best laser tag, midwest lazer tag, midwest laser tag,'; echo ' new lazer tag center, voted best party, voted #1 lazer tag, 2 story lazer tag arenas, 2 story laser tag arena,'; echo ' awesome laser tag, awesome lazer tag, what is the best laser tag, where is the best laser tag,'; echo ' what is the best lazer tag, where is the best lazer tag, where can I play laser tag,'; echo ' where can I play lazer tag, laser force, real lazer tag real fun, kissin fm, KOAM, Zimmer radio, four states fun,'; echo ' fun in the four states, what to do in Joplin, best places in Joplin, most fun in joplin, joplin amusements,'; echo ' visiting joplin MO, Joplin MO, most fun things to do for college students, MSSU, Missouri Southern State University,'; echo ' best place for a college party, fun without alcohol, party without alcohol, college mixers, what to do on vacation,'; echo ' best tourist spot, where to go if I am a tourist, best attractions, best entertainment,'; break; } } // this override method was added to include a link to familydayout.com function bodyEndEx() { echo ' '; echo ''; echo ''; echo ' '; echo ''; echo ''; // link to family day out //echo '

'; //echo '

'; echo " "; $this->rightSide(); echo ""; $this->copyright(); $this->searchKeywords(); echo ""; } } $pg = new thisPage("lfhome.htm"); //$pg->tborder = 1; $pg->configureObj = $myConfig; // try to redirect WAP browsers to the correct location $userBrowser = strtolower($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']); //Detect acceptable document types $userAccept= strtolower($_SERVER['HTTP_ACCEPT']); function checkidentity($fromThis, $identities){ //this function iterates through the array identities matching to see if in the $fromThis string // returns true if found otherwise false foreach ($identities as $identity) { if (stristr($fromThis,$identity)){ //found return true; } } //not found return false; } $ub = "Normal"; if (stristr($userAccept,'wml')) { // This can accept wml (Wireless Meta Language files) so let's assume its WAP) // trouble is accept can contain wildcards ... but here we go $ub="WML"; } else { // Lets look at the browser //specify an array of identities to match against $wapidentity = array('wapbrowser','up.browser','up/4','mib','cellphone','go.web', 'nokia','panasonic','wap','wml-browser','wml' );// can add other identities to this list if (checkidentity($userBrowser, $wapidentity)){ $ub="WML"; } } //Code for redirecting based upon the results if ($ub == "WML") { header("Location: lazerforce.wml"); exit; } $pg->head("Home"); $pg->bodyBegin(); ?>

"); echo(""); //echo("    "); if (time() > mktime(0, 0, 0, 11, 2, 2915) && $pg->configureObj->location == "mo") { echo("

"); //echo(""); //echo(""); //else { // echo(""); //} echo("

"); } else if ($pg->configureObj->location == "jo" && time() < mktime(0, 0, 0, 3, 1, 2017)) { echo(""); echo(""); } else if (time() > mktime(0, 0, 0, 9, 20, 2018) && time() < mktime(0, 0, 0, 10, 31, 2018)) { echo(""); } else if (time() > mktime(0, 0, 0, 11, 2, 2017) && time() < mktime(0, 0, 0, 5, 31, 2018)) { echo(""); } echo(""); if ($pg->configureObj->location == "jo") { //echo(""); /* echo("

"); echo(" "); echo(" "); echo("2010 Best of Business Award Amusements Concessions Category"); echo("

"); */ /*echo(""); echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("

"); */ /* echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("Official Best Laser Tag Park in Missouri 2010 "); echo("

"); */ } else if ($pg->configureObj->location == "il") { /* summer special - Caseyville echo("

"); echo("Summer Special! (click here) "); echo("

"); */ //echo(""); echo(""); /* echo(""); */ /* echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("
"); echo(" "); echo("The Best Place for a Grown-Up's Birthday Party Riverfront Times Best of 2010 "); echo("	"); echo(" "); echo("2010 Best of Business Award Amusements Concessions Category"); echo("

"); */ echo("

"); echo("European Pedal Karts are now open! "); echo("$5 for a 5 minute ride"); echo("

"); } else if ($pg->configureObj->location == "mo") { /*echo(""); echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("

"); echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("2010 Best of Business Award Amusements Concessions Category"); echo("

"); */ } else if ($pg->configureObj->location == "sp") { /*echo(""); echo("

"); echo(" "); echo("

"); */ //echo("

"); //echo("NOW OPEN!

"); } ?>

Upcoming Schedule'; include("../_event.php"); $num = 0; $id = "lf"; $ef = new Events; if ($ef->init($id)) { $currentEvent = $ef->startAtDate(date("Y"), date("m"), date("d")); print ""; while ($currentEvent && $num < 8) { $parts = explode("|", $currentEvent); $txt = date("D, M j", strtotime($parts[0])); print ""; $currentEvent = $ef->getNext(); $num++; } $ef->close(); print " $txt   $parts[1] $parts[2] "; } ?> More ...